He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men? A very INTELLIGENT student replied: “Because women don’t have a wife!”COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, don’t teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet.A lady says to her doctor: “My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?”The doctor replies: “Give him an opportunity to speak when he’s awake!”✧ ✧ ✧Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers. Jerry and Don and then said, they'd be more than happy to take me up on my offer, I said, great, shall we go. All 4 of us walked out of the club into the parking lot to Bob's car, I got into the front while Jerry and Don got into the back, and drove off. Bob asked where I'd like to go, I just said, find the closest hotel. Bob drove a few blocks and pointed to a sign lit up saying VACANCY and said, how about this place, looks like they might have a room, I said, It looks as good as any. Bob parked the car and went into the hotel to register and returned shortly holding a room key saying were in room 121. I suddenly became very nervious as we walked around to the room, not wanting to back out or anything like that, it was just, I was hoping I could fully perform my duties as a woman and be able to please these guys in any and every way. Finding the room, Bob placed the key in the hole and opened the door, allowing me to enter first. I walked in the room followed by the other 3 guys and.
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