"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent."I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy."Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent."But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other." This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind."By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back to Chicago."Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Chicago?"The agent replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."This question with the answer has been provided by Mark... Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."This one is compliments of John from the land down under:Police work can be entertaining as well as dangerous.Recently, a female. Alexander reeled in shock and looked around again, calling out to his companions, "Yumi!? Xavier!? Helena!?!" But there were no replies, as he looked he recognized pieces of his friends scattered around the dark throne room. Every last one of them too damaged for even resurrection to be possible.Tears streamed down his face, Alexander had been so focused on the fight that he'd failed to notice his friends falling. So absorbed with his desperation and the promise of personal glory if he managed to slay the evil fiend.The dark lord Xenrdomus had proven to be more powerful than expected, sphinxes were fabled for their knowledge and intellect. But ascending to the status of Demon Lord had grown her magical power exponentially. Not to mention what seemed like endless swarms of dark minions compelled into the service of their master.Alexander was sure that on the death of their master the minions would flee, and he was correct. His friends had been holding the hoards at bay while he focused.
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