”“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”“Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.”*The judge asked, “Is your husband a nagger?”“Oh, hell no, he’s as white as you and me!”Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why in hell do you want a divorce?*“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. The damn fool says he can’t communicate with me.”*Love those Canadian East-coast-ers!!!President Donald Trump was in the Oval Office wondering which country to invade next, when his telephone rang. “Hallo, President Trump” a heavily accented voice said. “This is Archie, up ‘ere at the Harp Seal Pub in Badger’s Cove, Newfoundland. Canada, eh? I am callin’ to tells ya dat we are officially declaring war on you, eh!”“Well Archie,” Donald replied, “This is indeed important news! How big is your army?”“Right now,” said Archie, after a moment’s calculation “there is myself, me cousin Harold, me next-door-neighbor Mick, and. . I was ever so excited about it.. We began chatting on a private social network and hit it off immediately. Now in order for you to understand everything I want to explain that I was a very experimental and kinky girl. I would go out with my cousins every weekend to a casino where guys would hook up with me and enjoy a one night fling within the casino premises… the fling would consist of intense grinding, passionate kissing and a lot of the time I would end up giving the guy a blow job… ( I always swallowed)… For a young teen I had a look of a 18 year old, a very sexy body with growing early C cup breasts, flat stomach and a great juicy voluptuous ass.. I always lied about my age to get with the older men.. around the age of 18 or 19… I wasn’t interested in small boys as I knew they had no experience, and well obviously not very big penises. When my nephew and I began chatting I was an expert at phone sex.. It wasn’t that I needed it for my sexual benefit but I did enjoy the fact.
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