Mike slid the fifty over the bar and laughed. “Artie, how many people have you gotten with that one?”Artie said “Plenty, but I’m running out of bars. But, just to show you I’m a sport, how about double or nothing that I can bite my left eye?”Mike thought “He can’t have two glass eyes, he’s been able to see everything, pick up his beers, and all that shit” So, he said “Double it is. Show me.”Artie pulled out his false teeth, bit his left eye and put the dentures back in.Mike laughed again, “Artie, that was worth the hundred to get a story I’ll use for years.”Artie sat and worked on his beer for a few minutes then called Mike back.“Mike, how about a big bet? I’ll put up a thousand dollars that I can stand on top of one end of your bar and piss into a shot glass all the way at the other end. I won’t miss a drop and will fill it exactly to the brim.”Mike couldn’t believe this one. His bar was thirty feet long. No one could arc a thirty foot piss exactly on target and cut it off exactly on. . Mother, there are actually certain weird people..." I said drawing it out dramaticly as she peered at me carefully."... who actually like... being tied up." I said proudly, feeling weird to be saying this to my own mom."That's is? Oh, Honey - I've read all about that. That's what you meant? Strike one." Mom giggled proudly."huh? Uh... where'd you read about-?" I said, mouth catching flies."Readers digest. Cautionary tales of addictions to porno on the net. Some sad people also become sex addicts over this silly M & M stuff I suppose. All very ho hum if you ask me. " That's 'S & M' mother, and I'm talking about something weirder. Even more perverted." I intoned, givng her my best dramatic and ominous look."Mom, there are certain men and woman who... like to dress up as..." I leaned closer dropping my voice a bit."... as ponies." I smiled smugly.Mother paused.She waited a beat, then staring at me blankly.I savored her stunned silence in victory as my poor silly mommy sat there totally.
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