Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.8. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening, ' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.9. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.10. Buses stop in bus stations. Trains stop in train stations. On my desk is a work station.11. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted paychecks.12. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put 'DOCTOR."13. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.14. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.15. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.16. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.17. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.18. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.19.. Nilesh: Toh kya ab karega hi nahi?Abhishek: Bhai ab jab mauka lagega Naveen ke bahar jate uski mummy ki panty utarunga. Lekin unke man ke hisab se. Aise nahi mujhe bohut tension thi rat bhar.Nilesh: Chal badiya hai lekin promise yaad rakhna mujhe chahiye.Abhishek: Mujhe sahi time de main bataunga. Lekin aise jid mat karna please.Fir main niche aa gaya apne ghar mein. Woh dono upar hi the kariban 15 minutes. Fir mujhe sidhiyo se unke niche utarne ki aawaz aayi aur dono apne apne bike pe baith ke waha se chale gaye.Main ab ache se jan gaya tha mera dost ab kisi bhi kimat pe rukega nahi. Woh ab barabar meri mummy ki panty utarega. Han mujhe bas us samay is bat ki thodi khushi thi ki usne apni galti realize ki. Usko jabardasti meri mummy ki chaddi nahi nikalni chahiye thi.Maine aur mummy ne rat ka khana khaya fir hum log sone ke liye chale gaye. Mere dimag mein bas yahi sab ghum raha tha jo sab hua tha. Kab mujhe neend aa gayi mujhe malum nahi chala. Agle din main uth ke nasta vagera.
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